If

If i were a girl even just for a day, i would roll out of bed in the morning and wonder what just happened to me. If i were a girl would i still look like a guy? If i were a girl, I will not put on make up, but I will give a bra a try. If I were a girl, I could mess with the guys, when we have a good meal, I will make sure they will pay. I refuse to cook in the kitchen but I am pretty darn good with the microwave. If I were a girl, please do not get mad at me, I'm not used to my body, I'm not sure I want to stay in this, God please change me back to a gentleman!